The machines are going wrong.
Leave one broken for too long and it gets up.

Fight the fault. Fix the machine. Get paid.
Click the street. That is how you walk.
The machines are going wrong.
Leave one broken for too long and it gets up.
Step 1
Every broken machine grows its own monster. Left click walks. Left click on a monster hits it until it drops.
Step 2
What the monster drops goes back inside. Find the real fault, open it up, make it work.
Step 3
Every job pays. Money buys better tools. Better tools open harder jobs.
Step 4
Your name on the van. Then a bigger van.
Step 5
A freeway, a new map, a surprise at the end of every drive.
Grew in a dryer
Nobody cleaned the filter. Now it has ears.
Hops about and sprays lint in your eyes.
Came out of a dryer alone
The other one is still in there. It does not want to talk about it.
Runs away from you, and catching it pays well.
Grew in a dishwasher
It ate the fork. It is keeping the fork.
Slow, and it leaves a slippery trail.
Found at the back of a fridge
The date has worn off. Nobody dares to check.
Lobs rancid goop that leaves you queasy and wading.
Grew in an oven
Every fish stick anyone ever forgot, working as a team.
Lobs grease that leaves puddles you slip on.
Grew in a freezer
Someone left the door open for just a second.
Breathes a stream of frost that chills and slows you.
Grew on a washer door
The rubber ring nobody wipes. It remembers.
Rolls around you and bursts a ring of spores.
Walked out of a dishwasher
It left with the good forks. Your aunt has noticed.
Scuttles sideways and flings forks.
Grew in a washer
One heavy towel too many. The load is unbalanced, and so is the washer.
Spins up and throws you across the room.
Grew in an oven
It started cleaning itself and cannot stop. You look dirty.
Breathes fire, and the ground burns behind it.
The heart of an old fridge
It hums because it is thinking about you.
Slow, heavy slams, and it overheats at half health.
Filmed as it runs today, with a real mouse and real keys.
Live
This list is live. When something new is made in the game, it lands right here, no reload.
Everything below works the same in the game, on the same keys.
A short tutorial with Torque Mercer teaches all of this in the game, and you can skip it.
Pick a nickname and start. It is your name on the van.